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chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!


opus53:

Rene Jules LaliqueCollaret, Gold, enamel, diamonds, ca. 1900

meladoodle:

jordan: do you wanna see this pretty girl?
me: yes.. aw she is pretty!
jordan: wanna see her butthole

  • girl: come over
  • guy: im gay
  • girl: my parents arent home
  • guy: im literally gay

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

gotitforcheap:

cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?

me: sure do! 8:15

cute girl on the street: thanks 

me: so what are we?


(Source: obvious-electricity)


thatfunnyblog:

Jean-Ralphio rapping

(Source: officialfrenchtoast)

nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”


nevver:

Down in front, Eric White